Ask The Hairy Dogfathers: Front Seat Doggie Drivers

Published A Few Days Ago
ADVERTISEMENT

Don’t you hate back seat drivers? How about front seat drivers… ones that have four paws and sit on their owner’s lap while behind the wheel? The Hairy Dogfathers want to put the brakes on that bad habit.

Dear Hairy Dogfathers,

People who drive around with their little dogs on their laps make me crazy! What do you have to say about it?

Signed, Seeing Red… and not just at the lights

Dear Seeing Red,

Thank you for asking this question. I personally cringe every time I see a yapping yorkie on some young Paris Hilton wannabe’s lap while she is driving around in her Yaris. Just imagine what would happen if there we’re to be a fender bender and the airbags deployed… if it’s not safe for children to be in the front seat why would it be safe for canines? If your dog is calm in the car and the driver is careful, I don’t see any problem with the dog chilling in the back seat. To be safe I would recommend dog owners to consider a doggy gate – these work wonders and accommodate multiple dogs. Or simply put your K9 companion in a kennel. Buckling up isn’t just for humans – it’s also for pooches!

Related:Bad Manners At The Dog Park

Oh my! Where is natural selection when you need it? Go ahead and make your own dumb choices, but leave me out of it! I don’t want to get run over by a SUV because you were too busy fighting over the window seat with Fluffy.

If any police officers are reading this, please make it a priority to pull these obnoxious drivers over!

Related:Do You Make These 5 Dog Car Safety Mistakes?

Now, if you happen to be one of those dog-on-lap-drivers, please consider this: you’re not only putting everyone else on the road and the sidewalk in danger, you are also putting Precious in danger as well. For the sake of your dog, other drivers, pedestrians and yourself, go shopping for a car-safe carrier or harness and buckle your dog in the back seat.

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

You May Like

Best Dog Cooling Products

We''ve rounded up the best dog cooling products on the market to help you quickly find summer necessities for your pet - read on to find your pick!

Hopping Hounds Jump For Joy In Springy New Photo Series

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a… bouncy pooch?! First, we had underwater puppies. Now, we’ve got springing sheepdogs. There…

Lucy Liu Launches Le Roar, Dedicated To Quality Pet Products

Actress Lucy Liu partners with costume designer Ellen Stockbridge for her first dog product line, offering chic home and play accessories made in the U.S.

Lending A Helping Paw: What’s Involved In Therapy Dog Training

Does your pooch have the right stuff to make a difference and help people who need a furry friend the most? Then you should consider therapy dog training.

Australian Shepherd

With its trainability and eagerness to please, the Australian Shepherd is regarded for its skills in obedience and its considerable energy and drive.

Top 21 Best Black Friday Deals on Amazon You Didn’t Know You Needed

Thanksgiving is over! Black Friday marks the start of the shopping season and with it comes a virtual boatload of the best Black Friday deals.

Piranha

Piranha are a family of extremely aggressive freshwater fish. They are characterized by two rows of extremely sharp, triangular shaped teeth.

Standard Chinchilla Rabbit

The Standard Chinchilla Rabbit is known to be sweet, docile creature who have no problem being picked up by their owners or strangers.

Thai Ridgeback

Few people in the U.S. have heard of the Thai Ridgeback, let alone seen one. It is a favored companion of those needing a loyal companion and watchdog.

Dachshund

You may know it as the ""Weiner Dog,"" but its actual breed name is Dachshund. There are 3 types of Dachshunds: long-haired, wired-haired and short-haired.

King Shepherd

The King Shepherd is a combination of the German Shepherd and the Shiloh Shepherd. They are loyal, loving, and protective.

Get Stoked to Go Skateboarding With Your Dog

Are you a poser or a real sk8er boi or grrl? If you''re the real deal, we''ve put together a few tips on how to skateboard safely with your dog.

DoggoRamps Keeps Your Pet Safe From Back Injuries

As DoggoRamps is a fully adjustable dog ramp, it makes for a smooth ""climb"" to your bed, that won''t put any additional stress on your pet''s back.

Upside Down Dog Of The Week – Moose

Meet Moose, the winner of Upsidedowndog.com’s Upside Down Dog of the Week. He is a 1-year-old Chocolate Labrador Retriever from Quebec, Canada. His own…

Burmese

The Burmese is a highly affectionate and charming cat that seems to convey an endearing quality of innocence. They bond deeply with their humans.