Avert Your Eyes! These Dog Toys Prove That Ugly Is The New Adorable

Published A Few Days Ago
ADVERTISEMENT

So ugly, they’re cute! Ummmm, can we have all three, pretty please?

Meet Fabio, Isabella and Leo.

The Uglies (from Envvy) are not your average chew toys, and should any of them pull a Pinocchio on us, they wouldn’t be your average pet, either! (And they wouldn’t have it any other way.)

They will likely be the most memorable toys your dog will ever nom on. The only problem is they’re so disgustingly cute that you’ll want to keep them for yourself!

So without further ado, let us introduce you to the three lovely Uglies and their peculiar personalities:

Fabio

Fabio is the star of The Uglies line “because he sees himself as a hot-shot dog with a burst of overconfidence.” Hmmm, that’s quite the opinion you have of yourself there, sir!

Fabio is cute grey pooch with crazy hair and an even crazier tongue (which makes a crinkling noise that’ll drive your pooch batty, in a good way.) Fabio is a fabulous grey Shih Tzu/Bull Terrier mix — what a combination!

Psst! He’s also madly in love with Isabella, who you’ll meet below. Unfortunately, she doesn’t seem to want to give him the time of day…

Isabella

… Or perhaps we should call her “Queen Isabella”? Inspired by a Sphinx cat, (a.k.a. the breed worshipped by the Egyptians as near-deities) she certainly seems to think she’s royalty!

Can you blame her? This high maintenance beauty is pretty in pink, has whiskers almost as long as her ridiculously droopy tongue and is 100% hairless. Think Mr. Bigglesworth meets Sex and the City and you’ve pretty much got Isalbella’s number.

And unfortunately for Fabio, she seems to be way more into Leo…

Leo

Meet Leo, an adorable black pug. He’s the “nice guy” to Fabio’s overinflated jerkitude — quiet and lacking in confidence, but a great playmate.

Like the other Uglies, Leo has a long, pink crinkly tongue that your pooch will love to chew on. He’s also rocking some pretty crazy hair! Is that a mohawk, or just a really intense unibrow?

Despite their differences, Leo and Fabio are actually best friends, though Leo doesn’t know about Isabella’s affection for him. Do we smell a love triangle brewing? Uh oh…

All of The Uglies come in three different sizes, depending on how big your dog is, so there’s something for every pup. Prices range from $9.99 to $14.99, and can be found in your local pet store. They also have squeakers inside, which means maximum enjoyment for your dog and maximum thoughts of “Would you shut up with that thing already?!” for you.

(Just kidding. We secretly want the whole family of Uglies… and not even necessarily for our four-legged friends. Shhh! Don’t tell.)

ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

You May Like

A Quick Guide to Fading Kitten Syndrome

If you''re working with young kittens, you''ll need to know about Fading Kitten Syndrome. Here''s what you need to know about KFS.
Should You Get a Kitten for Your Senior Cat?

If you have a senior cat who seems bored or lonely, you might be thinking about adopting a kitten to give them a feline companion. But is this a good idea?
Dogs and Chocolate: Why The Two Don’t Mix

Death by Chocolate isn''t the name of a dessert - it''s a reality for canines. Here''s why dogs and chocolate don''t mix and what to do if your pup eats it.
This Vacuum Is Something Every Pawrent Desperately Needs

For those of you who want to make manual scooping thing of the past, this dog poop vacuum sucks in waste and makes the poop scooping business mess-free!
Popular Pesticide Permethrin Can Be Poisonous To Cats

It’s the time of year where we’re trying to keep the bugs off our bodies and our plants, but experts are warning that the pesticide permethrin is…
Are Anti-Vaxxers To Blame for Rise in Canine Parvo Cases?

Vets are worried about the increased rates of confirmed canine disease parvo cases, and believe it''s due to a growing anti-vax movement in pet owners.
British Longhair

The British Longhair is a mix of British Shorthair and Persian, offering the unique coat features of a Persian and the temperament of a British Shorthair.
Purr-fect Guide to the Sounds Your Cat Makes

Purr, meow, hiss, yowl - you can understand what your kitty is trying to tell you. Here''s our guide to interpreting the sounds your cat makes.
Vasa Parrot

Meet the Vasa Parrot, one of the most unusual pet parrots you''ll ever see. From all black plummage to exceptional intelligence, this breed is truly unique.
Engatzu Spaniel

Engatzu Spaniel is a hybrid breed, with two purebred parents: English Toy Spaniel and Shih Tzu. Read on to find out more about these rare designer dogs!
Koolie

The Koolie played a role in the development of the Australian Cattle Dog. An intelligent and hard-working breed that generally responds well to training.
Best Cat Litter Boxes

Our comprehensive list features the best cat litter boxes in different styles, materials, and sizes- there is a match for every kitty.
Mitred Conure

A very popular pet bird, the Mitred Conure is playful, talkative, goofy and very smart. And on top of it all, they are also quite beautiful and gracious
Yoga and Cats: The Benefits of Asana With Kitties

While you''re doing the downward dog pose, does your cat ever join you? Here''s why you should let your kitty join you for yoga.
Best Cat Litter Mats

Take a look at our comprehensive list buying guide on best cat litter mats to find one that will eliminate litter tracking- for good.