So Much Want: Plush Pussy Purses!

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If you don’t want a purse that looks like a furry cat withbig ballsanatomically private parts, then you might need to reexamine life goals.

If you’re anything like me, you know that accessories matter. Having the right accessory for an outfit tells people, “Hey, I like cat butts and I cannot lie.” Accessories tell stories about people, plain and simple.

We LOVE the story these purses tell! They are Cat Butt Plush Purses by Matthew Fisher, and there are three varieties so you can pick the pussy you prefer. There’s a Russian Blue, a little gray kitten, and my favorite, the Calico. Best of all? These purses make statements! These purses tell people you’ve got cajones. No, really, you do. Because they have the fuzziest little poms as kitty genitalia, and clearly, they are what makes any outfit complete.

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But really, the best part about items like these is always the comments and questions on Amazon, right? One potential purchaser asked if it could be ‘neutered before purchase,’ (the answer was no!) and another verified buyer (y’all, that means they bought it for realz) said it would only be more perfect if the testicles were able to be used with a zipper for her to keep her pills. (If honest, I’m thinking ‘pills’ may be code?)

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Related:Get Catty With Feline Eye Masks and Paw Socks

The fact is, these purses are amazeballs and you have to have one, if only to say you do. Besides…it’s September, so not too early to start your holiday shopping at all. Nothing says, “Happy Birthday Baby Jesus!” like this purse, right? (Okay…a lot of things say that better than this purse but still…)

So go. Best $12.99 you’ll spend today, guaranteed!

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