New York’s Potential Dog Poop Problem Will Scare The Crap Out Of You

Published A Few Days Ago
ADVERTISEMENT

One blogger figures out what would happen if all New Yorkers decided not to Poop and Scoop

Ahhhhh, the quiet calm and relaxation of a winter wonderland – there’s nothing quite like it. Snow covering the streets, chimneys working overtime, and you’re wrapped in a blanket engrossed in a good book (or watching cat videos, let’s be truthful here). It’s an idyllic picture… until you have to take the dog out for a bathroom break.

Hey, we here you – it’s a pain to get up from your warm spot, reluctantly put on a bulky coat, dress the dog in his winter gear and go outside into the bitter cold. You impatiently wait for your dog to do his business so you run back to your hot toddy. “Poop be damned,” you say. “I’ll pick it up in the spring.”

Related:5 Reasons Why You Should Always Pick Up Dog Poop

But what if you live in an urban area? It’s a lot more public and chances are, you’re living in a high-traffic area. It’s awkward to just leave the poop in the middle of the sidewalk (well, for most of us it would be). Perhaps you’ve reached the point of not caring. If that’s the case, you’ve probably heard something like this from a stranger: “Excuse me, did you forget something behind?” (Pun intended.) You come back with the classic “I forgot the baggie… my bad!” excuse, and make a promise to come back and clean it later. But you know you won’t. Besides, it’s covered up with snow. But the problem is that snow melts. And the aftermath is a minefield of slushy grossness.

Every city or country around the world has its way of dealing with abandoned dog poop problems. From marking it with pink spray at a park in London, to packing it and mailing the smelly gift back to the dog owners, frustrated citizens are coming up with increasing creative ways to remind dog owners of their responsibilities.

Related:Three-In-One stride Dispenser Makes Every Step Of Your Dog Walk Count

One blogger has taken it a step further. Walt Hickey, a lifestyle writer for the site FiveThirtyEight, asks – and answers – the question: “What would happen if nobody in New York picked up after their dogs?” The results will have you reaching for your bottle of Gravol.

        Okay, we know that not everyone leaves dog poop behind, but it sure seems like it. And the dumps left behind still contribute to the issues that Hickey outlines above. So instead of clinging to the “forgotten baggie” defense, don’t be a s@ – pick up your dog’s droppings this winter.

        [Source: FiveThirtyEight]

        ADVERTISEMENT

        ADVERTISEMENT

        You May Like

        Palm Cockatoo

        Without any doubt whatsoever, the Palm cockatoo is one of the most unique and sought-after parrots- one bird can cost up to $16,000.

        Brazilian Rabbit

        The Brazilian Rabbit does best when kept in pairs or trios. This rabbit is a popular pet breed because these animals are gentle, friendly, social, and calm.

        A Lab And Her Leaves: This Is What Pure Joy Looks Like [Video]

        Forget Pumpkin Spice Lattes… this lovely Lab knows how to do Fall up right! Are you still mourning the end of summer? Well, we’ve got just the t…

        Groomer Jess Rona’s New Tell-All About Celebrity Pets is Hilariously

        LA celebrity groomer Jess Rona teams up with A-list stars and their dogs for this hilariously creative compilation that features her most fabulous work.

        On-Leash Dog Greetings: Yea or Nay?

        Letting your pup greet other dogs while on leash isn''t always fun and games. Keep these tips in mind the next time you''re on a walk.

        Finnish Spitz

        The Finnish Spitz was developed for hunting rather than sled-dogging. Like most Spitz-type breeds, the Finnish Spitz is generally healthy and hardy.

        Choosing The Right Boarding Kennel For You And Your Dog

        Need-to-know tips. Parting is such sweet sorrow - so it makes a world of difference when you pick a boarding kennel that takes care of your dog properly.

        This Cool Startup Promises a Solution for Guilty Pet Parents

        Pupple''s innovative tech lets you keep an eye on your precious pooch while you''re away- and makes it a fun experience for them, too.

        Giant Mutant Spider Dog Terrifies Victims in Hilarious Prank [Video]

        Watch out for things that go bump in the night… we hear there’s a giant mutant spider dog on the loose! Residents of a town in Poland got the fr…

        Why Do Dogs Dig in Their Beds?

        Is he looking for something or is he nesting? Learn the reason why your dog digs in his bed before he''ll climb in for a snooze.

        Best Strollers for Dogs

        There are many strollers for dogs on the market, made specifically to suit canine anatomy and needs- here are our top 10 choices.

        Bubbletastic Dog Bubble Machine Smells Like Bacon

        The Bubbletastic Dog Bubble Machine blows tons of bacon bubbles in various directions for your dog to chase. It adds up to hours of fun - for him to play with and you to watch.

        Adoptable Dog Of The Week – Ned

        Are you looking for your perfect match? We’d like to introduce you to Ned, our lovable Adoptable Dog of the Week. Ned is a young male Pitbull Terrier m…

        Top 5 Pet Boating Blunders and How to Avoid Them

        Even the savviest of land-lubbers can make some bone-headed mistakes when it comes to our pets. Some tips to keep you and your pet safe while boating.

        Vosmaer’s Parrot

        If you''re on the lookout for a unique parrot with a great personality, the Vosmaer''s Parrot could be the perfect choice for you.